precious-her:

workneverover:

afraidtowant:

I’m only slightly mortified that that… monster of a dildo fit inside me.  Well, I knew it would, eventually.  I was so hungry to be really filled and fucked after the hours of beatings.  Is that odd?  After my back, chest, legs, and ass are welted and bruised and my nipples are actually bleeding across my chest, all I want is to feel something hard and lubed pressing against my ass until it pops! in and I can groan in time with the tingle that runs from my pelvis to my neck.

But I thought we’d have to work at it harder.  I thought we’d have to use the blue one and the big plug and fuck me until I was loose and ready— but no.  You pushed, and it was tight, but the whole thing just slid in all at once and my head practically turned around in the pleasure/pain.  And when it finally slid out, I was just disappointed it hadn’t gone deeper.

Well this just got me all romantical.

That’s just HOT.

precious-her:

I’m just gonna…..leave this……..here.

(Source: justinndean)

The Voluptuarian Wolfess: The Physics of Fan-Fic Sex →

betsmusings:

tmirai:

mallamun:

I. love. smut.

However, I have noticed a few… puzzling… recurrences in my preferred genre. Now, it has been scientifically proven that slash fic releases the same chemicals in the brain as eating chocolate does, and it has also been scientifically proven that chocolate releases…

Damn good read for anyone who writes buttsex, whether in RP or fanfics.

I may or not be guilty of all some of these…

I’m so guilty of some of these… :B most of these! I sometimes write awkward sex and failed sex to make up for it. Or sex that ends up not happening because of an argument or… yeah. But mostly, magical lube and erections ahoy ALL THE WAY.

I think this is my favorite:

Theoretically, you can live on slash fic without ever needing to leave the house (except to buy chocolate).

It is true! I’ve done this! … but just for science, of course… (replace fanfic with roleplay and yeah).

Also guilty of quite a bit of this. >_> But a totally awesome and amusing read even if I did it shamefacedly. Which is totally a word.

This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.

smilelouisa:

angelsmokee:

wow!

(Source: lastsundaynight, via thescienceoftheattraction)

ihateallyourgods:

I live in PA. I guess I won’t be running for office.

I’m in one of those too, and that really sucks. :-/

(Source: j-wonk)

dontbesillyo:

androgynous tommy-boy circa 2002

(sarah dunn’s still rockin’ mah world)

(via lolahardy)

Not sure what this is from, but I would like to be next please, Mr. Hardy. :B Also, her stockings are hot.

(Source: tomhardyvariations, via powerofthepalm)

lacigreen:

Well….

Probably way too often. >_> I’m kind of shameless about checking people out and going “ooooOOoo.”

In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.

sherlocksimplywalksintomordor:

blackbirdrose:

forgivemeannabelle:

thatblondeeveryonelaughsat:

motherfucking-cunt:

….oh god

;___;

(Source: f-0-r-t-u-n-e, via thescienceoftheattraction)

I literally whimpered at this part in the theaters like “nuuuuu, bbs ;_;” My husband doubts my sanity, but HE DOES NOT FEEL ALL THE FEELS. Bros before a stupid prideful competition, boys.

(Source: magical-courage, via tom-haardy)