By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!
aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon
SNAP MY FINGERS IN A Z FORMATION
WHOOP THERE IT IS
IN YOUR FACE!
Amen, hallelujah, pass the plate.
“Thrift Shop” is awesome and catchy and all, but I’ve discovered that Macklemore is actually incredibly talented and amazing. Because this is beautiful, and we need more voices like this out there. <3
oh my god i was legit terrified that this was going to be like the time chick-fil-a turned out to be assbuckets and i had to stop buying their unfairly delicious chicken, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THIN MINTS, THIS IS SUCH A RELIEF
Well I don’t like that the third point has transgender people defined as people who wish they were a different gender. Their physical gender may not completely correspond to their mental gender, but they don’t wish to to be a different gender because their gender is not defined by their reproductive organs. Like, a transgender male is not a girl who wishes she was a boy, he’s just a boy.
yeah… i was also one of the people who started reading through this afraid it’d ruin thin mints for me… but then i started reading and…. these are all like really good things??? but then when i look back it’s clear that whoever wrote this intended it to be some kind of anti-girl scouts thing. If that was their intent then, I guess they kinda failed at doing that? If Girl Scouts are funding women’s rights and sexual freedom as well as LGBT-rights stuff then… fuck yeah, I guess. I’ll probably make even more of an effort to buy a shitload of thin mints in that case. :p
I feel happy that I was once a girl scout. ;u;
I bought like three boxes this year from two different scouts. :D Fuck yeah, Girl Scouts! Teach the boys how it’s done.
Not unless one guy’s got the other in an upside-down bear hug, sweetie. Otherwise you have to stop walking to blow each other.
It’s definitely going to be weird watching all the gay people literally fucking in the streets. Just scissoring and buttfucking right there on the sidewalk, giving all that oral sex to each other up against lampposts and stuff.
Because that’s what marriage is all about. I know because I am privileged to have had the option for heterosexual unions my entire life, and that’s one of the coolest parts. The first thing I did when I put the ring on Natalie’s finger was to take her out in the middle of Cherry street and just bury my face in her knickers. It was a little weird because some other people had just gotten married and they were already fucking on top of someone’s car, and another couple from a nearby church were doing some shit with rubber toys I still don’t fully understand, but we tried our best to ignore them and focus on the very public, totally legal sex we were about to have.
The cool thing about America is that when you get married here it supersedes all indecent exposure and lewd conduct laws, and you can basically just walk into a preschool and start sucking on your husband’s dick or ejaculating all over your wife’s hair right in front of the kids, or go down on each other in the toothpaste aisle at Target.
It’s awesome, and I’m extremely happy to share that awesomeness with many fine, gay Americans thanks to the progressive attitudes of people in several key states.
See you on the sidewalks, gays! And you’d better not have any clothes on, you married sons of bitches! Live nude totally public fucking! Wooooooo!
The comment is just too good not to reblog.
My friend Khadijah on Skype (via eastafrodite)